Student Column: Happy April Fools Day

By Francis Sparrowen, 10th-Grade Student

Dear ECHS families, 

We have some very important news and changes for you. In the coming future, all grades will be erased and the 4th quarter will be canceled. Spring break will also be moved back to December 15. In honor of Patrick Dwyer (a fellow ECHS classmate), all Tuesdays will now be called Patrick’s day. Also, ECS will be adopting a new schedule where classes will go from 4 a.m. to 5 p.m. from Friday to Thursday, and students are expected to show up to school before 2:30 a.m. All future school lunches will be replaced with a grey slime that scientists have created in order to give students all the nutrition they need in the shortest amount of time. Due to this change, Lunch will now only be 30 seconds.

And as always, APRIL FOOLS! YOU LOOKED SO CONCERNED.

Francis Sparrowen, 10th grade

Student Column Writer